The Polynesian missionary
A Mormon missionary, stationed in Togo in 2018, awoke at 5:10am for what he believed would be a standard Sunday. It began habitually. By 6am he was studying scriptures. By 8:30am he was at sacrament. By 9:45am he was out on the streets preaching the gospel. Then, over fufu and beans at lunch, it took an atypical detour. The 20-year-old was told he would be given a few hours off that afternoon – a non-existent occurrence in the undeviating, 6am-till-9pm life of a missionary. Another religion was the cause. The one Pele christened ‘The Beautiful Game’. Its quadrennial showpiece was on TV. In it N’Golo Kante, born in Paris to Malian parents, would be flying the flag for West Africa. Togo was abuzz and Roonui Tinirauarii duly cheered as the battery-powered midfielder helped France conquer the FIFA World Cup™. Kante is now bidding to become a global king again – in a different shade of bleu . This time, though, Roonui won’t be willing him on from the break room of a Latter-Day Saint...